Had a couple of very sweetly-written picture posing requests recently and both were so sweet that I couldn’t possibly refuse. Even though the first one (from ‘beauty-in-passion’) was for something that I would usually immediately dismiss but it was the way he put it to me. He basically wanted to see just how long my labia are when pulled straight …
So there I was on Sunday, at the grand age of 53 (fifty-three that’s right!), completely naked with my legs wide apart, pulling on and stretching out my labia flap for all it was worth for a photograph which I could then post on the internet for everyone to see. Five years ago I would never have seen myself doing this in a million years. Five years ago I didn’t even know I had a ‘special’ labia!
You can see by the slight blur on the picture that The Beekeeper was actually shocked when I did this. He didn’t tell me at the time but he was shocked and shaking. Because of the length I stretched the flap. And now I’m shocked too. Really? It’s that LONG!
And, by the way, I was pulling on my right flap because that is by far the longer (check it out in other pics if you don’t believe me). And the playing card? That was there so you could get some idea of the length.
The Beekeeper says - Lady Bee suddenly needed inspiration during the photoshoot. ‘Give me some ideas for poses’ she snapped at me. ‘Ummmm…. do an impression of The Waitress!’ I said. I was referring to a particularly enormously breasted waitress In a local café. And suddenly Lady Bee did the most amazing transformation (from picture 1 to picture 2) and her neat little breasts grew into mammoth mammaries before my very eyes. Lady Bee the Human Chameleon! How did you DO that Lady?
The Beekeeper says - ‘There’s something about this picture that melts my heart. It’s the look. It’s captured the look of the everyday Lady Bee and her smile and the way she stands. She’s a real natural beauty.’
The Beekeeper says - ‘In life Lady Bee often gives talks or leads meetings and I know that there can’t be many men at these events who haven’t secretly wished for her top to suddenly become unbuttoned like this. And in this situation, I for one would certainly see Lady Bee’s point of view or agree with ANYTHING that she put forward or suggested…’
For her next career, The Beekeeper has suggested that Lady Bee could always be an upmarket high-class flasher. But is there much of a calling for one to get one’s bits and bobs out for Uncle Tom Cobley and all? The Beekeeper says, nearly 4,500 tumblr followers can’t be wrong…